[建议]社员们 学英语啦

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<br/><span class="bold">Garfield 经典语录</span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br/>------------------<br/></span><font class="0%k.#[9%R/#S5%X6%I2$m1&amp;L*$@4#K1"><br/><br/>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard &amp; Visa. <br/>
    钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 <br/>
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    One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br/>
    每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。     <br/>
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    Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br/>
    要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 <br/>
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    Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. <br/>
    要用心爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公逮住。<br/>
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    Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. <br/>
    每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 <br/>
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    Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br/>
    每个单身汉都应该结婚。毕竟，人生不能只是寻欢作乐啊。 <br/>
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    The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>
    聪明的人不结婚,结婚的人不再聪明。<br/>
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    Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/>
    成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。     <br/>
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    Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/>
    不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 <br/>
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    Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/>
    爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（暗中成像） <br/>
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    Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/>
    后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。<br/>
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    “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. <br/>
    “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。<br/>
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    There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/>
    应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。<br/>
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    “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? <br/>
    “努力工作从来不会害死谁”，不过我何必去冒这个风险呢？ <br/>
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    “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! <br/>
    “工作令我著迷”，我可以迷上好半天。<br/>
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    God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br/>
    神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br/>
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    When two’s company, three’s the result! <br/>
    两人搭个伴，宝宝是结晶！<br/>
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    A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br/>
    服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 <br/>
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    The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <br/>
    The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br/>
    学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。<br/></font><br/>[em14]

相逢就是要相识

<p>re~</p><p>sp~</p><p>看来是加肥猫的</p><p>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard &amp; Visa. <br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. <br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp; The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; 聪明的人不结婚,结婚的人不再聪明。<br/></p>[em05]

农民爱时尚

<p>肯定是加菲的。</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>[em10]

不让阿错爱看云

偶英语差劲，通常遇见蓝眼珠子就只会一声“害~~~”

青衫

偶一般跟他们说中文，他们更开心，与其让他们费力听我，还不如我来费力听他们，多高尚的情操啊